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February 17, 2009 |
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Bong after Work
FOUND by Nicolio
in Beau Jo's
Some guy left this on my table. I'm sorry to say i didn't take him up on his offer.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
Maybe he's going to hang out with Melissa from the last find and eat ice cream afterward.
That's not what she told me. She said that after dinner you and she took a cab downtown to the Bijou. "Flesh and Lace", and "The Bang-Bang Gang", she said, and some drunk rolled a a half-empty beer down the aisle at you. She said that's how she.......
.....Oh. Wait a minute.....
Never mind.
i love farmer in the dell
Does one of these people "work at the ZigZag Inn"? (wink, wink, nudge, nudge)
But seriously, folks, any of you ever been hit over the head with a bong? It's not like the cartoons where the Roadrunner gets bonged with an anvil, smashed pancake flat, but then reinflates with such force that she sends the anvil flying back up onto the mesa where it bongs the Coyote.
Getting banged with a bong makes you all kind of bing biddy badda boom between your ears.
"Bing biddy badda boom" will be playing in my head all morning. 8D
This is going to be a good day - even without ice cream.
The Road Runner is a "she" ?
Of course she is, Maynard; it's simply an artistic expression of the battle of the sexes.
Just like Foghorn Leghorn and the dog is really about the generation gap.
The post-it note that ended Michael Phelps career..
The unknown thing about the Phelps Bong pic is the guy to the left of Phelps - handing off the bong is Barrack Obama.
Geroge and Diane finished their cozy lunch at the sushi bar. His head swirled with crazy, romantic, erotic thoughts--about Diane. But what really messed his mind was calculating the 15 % tip on the check. It made his brain kick into some sort of funky chain saw-roaring white noise--the kind that shuts down the cognitive power to perceive reality clearly.
The only solution: get wasted after an afternoon ignoring requests for help at the IT department.
Bongs are nasty.
That's all there is to it.
I wish I could have all the time and brain cells back that I have wasted doing bong hits after school/class/work in my life!
@SDJ Jr
Bongs are nasty! All that smelly bong water and resin -- YUCK!
I prefer the hookah.
That handwriting is atrocious.
(and Finsterton, it's not a post-it.)
Sammy/Cotton - clean your bong every now and again and it will be fine. If its glass, just boil it out. If its plastic, you deserve what you get (cheap ass punks).
this is actually a memo i keep permanently affixed to my desk (where hang all postits and taped thingies as reminders)...it gets me through my day....
by the way, WHAT IS up with farmer in the dell? has anyone checked on him lately?
I'll check on him.
Farmer, you okay? Let me know if you .. need anything.
We love you, you know.
We used to do "Bong-sicles" with orange juice and water in the bong in lieu of water.
How very cosmopolitan of us.
geez I can't imagine why you wouldn't go out with him.... he seems dreamy
It seems that everyone else knows, but I had never heard of Beau Jo's, so I googled it. It's a pizza place. Makes more sense now.
Yummy, if the invite alone didn't get her, the groovy stationery should have done the trick. What a classy guy he must be.
"They have Nick Cave dolls now? I want one."
I want a Nick Rivers doll. Life sized. And anatomically correct. mmmmyummy.
Hey, I found a really sweet blown glass pipe on a walk one day. I kept it (finder's keepers) and now I need some weed...
It never occurred to me that the Roadrunner was a girl. Hmmm, I'll have to go back and watch "Boulder Wham" and "Zoom at the Top" again with a new perspective.
@ the finder: So you knew who sent it? Just... curious...
I always thought Roadrunner was a "confirmed bachelor". And a tease.
Philbert: it has been so long..if I am gonna indulge again, I will bake the grass in brownies. Smoking anything is not enjoyable like before...
I know I was just trying to make a cleaver segway Helpy Helperton...
What is this pot business that I hear of so often? Note to self: TRY SOME.
@ Collen ... hey, I got your pot right here. And a pan. Also some plates, cups, and cutlery. Jump right in. Use the phosphate-free detergent.
Good point, Curious. Is a note that's been given to you technically a find? Hmmm...
I hereby nominate "cleaver segway" for the Found Lexicon.
Coined today by Finsterton, it's the term for when cleaver posters reference past Finds in the current Find's comments... (Yeah. it's only funny when it's funny.)
I think that when some random guy leaves a note on your table it's a Find. Even if it's meant for you, and you know it. (who knows? he might have left it for the bus boy, or someone left it for HIM.)
It's a Find.
yes please!
My most favorite time of day!
They world has referring to me as "The Trend Setter" for decades, Speak....:-P
If you've been setting trends for decades, doesn't that make you pass-A, Finkerton?
Finkerton Eh? Well fist of all it was a segway not a segue which refers to music whereas segway refers to radio broadcasting which was the context I was using it in. So in your attempt to be cute and funny you ended up looking like a Dorky Dorkington.....
I WOULD LOVE TO!! Colleen, would you like to come?
Not that I believe it to be the number one authority on all things reality, 21st century related, but Dictionary.com has ONE listing for segway.
segway
noun
(trademark) a self-balancing personal transportation device with two wheels; can operate in any level pedestrian environment
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And, well, a whole bunch for segue. (encompassing both music and broadcasting, I would guess. But I'm no rocket surgeon. Or even a smarty smartington. I do like Smarties, though. Does that count?)
Segway or segue. It's still cleaver.
I'm going to test this rather brilliant-in-its-simplicity courting ritual out the next time a have a reasonably attractive waitron. That way, the young lady in question will have passed the most important two tests:
(1) She smokes marijuana, or at least feigns interest in order to get some. I once had a girlfriend so "straight" that she wouldn't smoke pot. Ever. Under any circumstances. I had to test this. So one day, while blazing up a bowl of some "shit," I offered her ten dollars to smoke it with me and she took me up on it. I, a man of my word, gladly gave her the ten dollars: not only was she easier to deal with because she was stoned, but I was stoned as well, which offered me two layers of buffering from her abrasive personality. It was a bargain, I tell you.
(2) Receptiveness to a handsome stranger inviting her to smoke some herb: a risk-taker, a pleasure-seeking bacchanal, a daredevil. A woman who likely keeps a loaded gun in her purse. A slightly loopy femme fatale. In other words, sex on wheels.
P.S. I quite enjoyed the fact that the writer of this "find" scribbled it in a childlike scrawl. Did he do this so as not to let on that he was in fact terribly clever and, as a natural consequence, terribly mischievous? Because that's what I'd do if it occurred to me. Or, alternatively: do second-graders smoke weed now? Have times changed so much in twenty years?
Some second graders do, unfortunately.
But not most.
@Nosy--
American Smarties or Canadian/British?
American, baby! (the ones that cure hangovers. It's scientifically proven.)
I can't shake the sneaking suspicion that Mr. Finsterton Smythe is smallbear. Anyone else? Haven't seen smallbear since January 4, 2009. And when did Finsterton arrive? December 31 of 08?
No, I don't think Finsterton is Smallbear. They have 2 completely different writing styles, in my opinion. But, yeah! Whatever happened to Smallbear?
I was recently accused of possibly being "Finsterton." Does this also put me under suspicion of being "smallbear"?
I love the drama on this site; it's like trying to pin murders on serial killers too smart to duplicate their methods.
Example: I am obviously not "mlm in texas."