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January 28, 2009 |
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Anthony Blew It
FOUND by Miranda
in Huntsville, Ontario
My mother's boyfriend found this one for me on the street near his house.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
Will Anthony ever recover from being called a laira*? That's just cold!
* variant sp. lairct, laict, lairt
P.S. Is the porn on Anthony's side of the room or something still more mysterious?
She got her flaps in a twist because she *didn't* find porn on Anthony's side?
I'm thinking he told her an elaborate cover story that hinged on him getting a spicy tattoo on his, well, side.
What else could it mean?
The note writer did NOT find porn on his side? I'm trying to think of a situation where this would be upsetting...
Maybe the writer is the girlfriend and she decided to pay her man a surprise visit one day. Unfortunately, said boyfriend was in the midst of an affair, and the other woman had to quickly run into the closet. Caught with no pants, the boyfriend quickly made an excuse that he was simply looking at his stash of porn. Of course, snoopy girlfriend later searched the dorm and found that the only porn was hidden on the side of the pervy dormmate.
Or maybe the note writer just really likes porn.
Wait..Did he accuse her of finding porn? If she didn't find his stash, he blew it. If she did something nefarious, such as throw it out, then she's a porn hating laira that Anthony just doesn't need at this point in his life. Just my take.
"your a lava". it's short for lavatory.
as far as "porn on your side", i imagine a scenario involving some stained sheets, and a quick thinking Anthony declaring he had stashed some porn on his side of the bed for "alone time". kinda gross, i know, but it sounds plausible to me.
ooooh! Stuck in Wonderland's is even juicier than mine! ewww, juicier.
Yeah, I hate "lairs" too.
... Seriously. Who misspells liar?
obviously if a guy DOESN'T have porn, it must mean he's sleeping with multiple women, so has no time/need for porn.
the sex partner to pron ratio;
no girls = LOTS of porn
one girl = some porn (but limited to what can be hidden)
two girls = very little porn
"fucking around" indiscriminately = No porn
so clearly Anthony's complete lack of porn is proof he must be humping anything that stays still long enough.
Any person who can't use the correct form of the word "you're" and can't spell the words "liar" or "surprised", sort of had this coming. No?
Anyone who can't spell "liar" (geez, spell it like it sounds!) probably can't spell "site" as in Website, either. So this is Anthony's roommate who swallowed (ahem) the story of Anthony's porn-rich website. He logged on at work to check it out, and got in trouble for using the work computer to waste time...and in the end there wasn't even any porn. So he accuses Tony of "fucking around on him" as in shitting him.
I know the phrase should be "fucking with him" but hey, the writer can't even spell "site" or "liar." I hope this didn't come from a college dorm, because if children are our future...it doesn't look bright.
@baby basil ... YES! "site" not "side". That must be it. I was thinking 'side of the room,' 'side of the bed,' and so on. 'Web site' makes more sense.
And maybe it's supposed to be "layer" as in how he "lays" all those other women.
Also, I think there's supposed to be an exclamation point or two after the word "side".
Anthony must live in the city. Too many things in heat there.
And Monkey's explanation makes the most sense of anything else I've read.
Maybe i'm just crazy but it seems like all you "everyday comment leavers" focus on spelling errors a liiiittle too much. It's obvious a majority of people have NO CLUE how to spell...so let's leave it alone and focus on the real reason these were found and posted on found, shall we? Plus, it's alot more interesting to read something differnt for a change, rather than the same old "learn how to spell liar!!!"
On that note: I can totally see why Anthonys' been playin' around, that bitch can't spell!
**make sure all spelling and punctuation is correct... What is the opposite of bad? (luckily I know this one) GOOD! aaaaaand post comment!**
wow, @ little angry, you've got your flaps in a twist, as they say. I was just admiring the detective work done by our posters (way to go!) when I ran into your irritated little diatribe. But in the end, even you came around. (dang, hope I can spell scissors correctly)
Maybe there was somebody hiding in the electronic closet--she caught him masturbating while he was on the computer...he said he was looking at porn, she thinks he was interacting with somebody.
What else can I do to make sure you are gone? I don't want to miss any opportunities to get you outta here.
-Anthony
"I did not find porn on your sicle. You are a laia!"
Must be code words. How sweet that they have a special language with each other.
Porn is on my side, yes it is
Porn is on my side, yes it is
Now you always say
That you want to be free
But you'll come running back
(said you would baby)
You'll come running back
(I said so many times before)
You'll come running back to me
SUP-RISE!
Judging by the rest of the shitty spelling - I think the note writer did not cross her T and the word is SITE not SIDE.
See is this makes sense -
He -
Look baby who you gonna beleaf? Me oar you're I's? Im not cheeting on you. I'm into porn and usually keep it stored on my myspace site. I'm not lyying!
She -
Anthony
I did not find
Porn on your siTe...<Porn is alwayscapitalized>
Your a lair! I know <lair?>
Your fucking around
on me! so dont be <donut?>
suprised if Im <sup-rised?>
gone!!
He -
No no baby - that's cuz I gave Porn up
and deleted it off my site!
She -
Oh!OK! lets have make up Sex!
Yeah, the jabs at bad spelling got old long ago. We get it - people can't spell.
Now ceesick's assessment that the writer is actually saying "your a lava" is pretty creative.
Oh, yeah. And posting lyrics with one word changed is also annoyingly uncreative.
Repeat after me: grammar/spelling jabs - bad, creativity - good.
I was thinking maybe his side'kick' like his phone or something?? i know a friend of mine says her husband always downloads porn on his Iphone. Men! Maybe, Anthnoy tried to convince her it was all a dream, her knowing about the other girl, and told her "Baby, it was just porn you found on my side of the bed, not a 'real' girl!"
Porn is a common woman's name in Thailand. She was supposed to be on Anthony's side, of the bed or perhaps as a tattoo, or maybe on his football team. Anyway, she wasn't there, and so Anthony is in the shit.
Note writer calls Anthony a lair, which in Australian English is a flashily dressed man who enjoys showing off.
Lairs can be detestable, especially when the fuck around on you.
If you can't count on porn to be on your side, what CAN you count on?
@angry and agree
This is an open forum. Anyone (including both of you) can post what you choose to. Because of that I won't tell you how rude it is to criticize anyone.
This suppose to be fun for the person posting. If you don't like what they wrote, or think it falls below your standards of creativity, it simple...DON'T READ THAT POST!
Shouldn't it actually be "Your fucking around
without me!" rather than "Your fucking around
on me!"??
I mean, wouldn't they both already know if it was the other way around?
Acutally, Librarian, it should be "You're fucking around on me!"
I think that Anthony is actually fucking around on Mel. We only think that's an exclamation point because the note writer made the dot of the i in suprised so far over. The note writer has got Mel's back and isn't putting up with Anthony's lais.
@Matt ... well, sure, but I thought we weren't supposed to futz around about spelling and punctuation today (cf. a little angry's comments, above). I get so confused.
Anthony, don't be suprised if she hangs around for more.
"And if you did have Porn and didn't share with me I am REALLY going to leave you!!!!"
If someone was fucking on you - I mean you're sitting, laying, standing, squatting there ... wouldn't you notice all the commotion (sweating, panting, grunting etc.)? I mean how could you not tell if someone(or some people) were fucking on or around you?
Librarian, you go ahead and futz around on any little topic your heart desires. It's a free...uh...forum. Someone may be a little angry, but Librarian is always more than a little witty. And wit, as Oscar Wilde knew, is an excellent vehicle of critique.
@angry:
...um...you spelled "different" wrong.
Wow, what horrible spelling!
hahahaha, I wrote that just to irritate the posters who are annoyed at everyone's bad spelling comments)
Besides ... it wasn't porn, it was erotica.
Completely different. Perfectly acceptable stuff.
@ angry:
Umm, alot isn't a word. It should be a lot.
Don't forget, Anthony, too much porn can give you a heart attack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack! You oughta' know by now! Oh well, you should just save your pennies and move on out. :)
Maybe it says PAM not PORN??
I read that as "Your a lava" :B
@ jailbot, I wish it said, "You're a larvae," maybe if I squint. . .
egggscelent repartee, everyone, you've really outdone yourself
I mean, you've really outdone *yourselves*! Must show respect for the grammarians among us.
Librarian, erotica is acceptable, like these American App. ads...
Fooch, you know the difference between erotica and porn, don't you?
In erotica they use a feather, but in pron they use the whole chicken.
@ just sayin and lost in the hemlock forest, thank you for pointing out that I myself am not perfect at spelling, as well. I even tried, too!!
whod uf thunk i, the one critisizing bad speling, mest up mi speling az wel? crasy, rite? my apologeez.
By the way, I was not trying to piss off my fellow found followers. Just simply express my opinion on the issue.
Oh, and @ sticks and stones; I have yet to obtain the ability to predict what people have written before i have read it, so until I do I suppose i'm stuck reading it, eh?
For me this is a hall of fame FOUND. Captures the moment of breakup, breakup due to cheating which was blamed on porn (sorry, Porn (must be capitalized)).
Oh, and I think the lair/liar was a Freudian slip. She (he?) originally wrote "laid", realized the mistake, and tried to change the d to an r, without realizing the a & i were also incorrect.
@smiling: ha ha, all in good fun :)
Side, that is what my mom calls accounts on windows. Maybe he said that he had porn on his account on the computer, and that what he was doing with no pants on when she walked in on him on the computer, and she couldn't find any so she is thinking that he is having some sort of internet affair thing.