July 23, 2006

I'm A Pew
FOUND by Cassady Benson in Brooklyn, New York
I found this outside of a gym in Williamsburg. Instant laugh. Got my attention. Might have bought the pew if it were there still.
Elizabeth in Indiana
This reminds me of the whale in "Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy." Did the pew suddenly wake up with a new awareness of its identity? And of its intrisic value? Holy shit indeed! Would that we could all have this full realization of self!
+ November 12, 2006 08:27 AM +
cecilia in Madison,WI
a true business man
+ November 17, 2006 05:42 PM +
Jennifer in Calgary, Canada
thats one hell of a catch phrase.

+ November 18, 2006 01:57 PM +
Lindsay B in MD
HAHAHA that's great! It got a titter.
+ January 29, 2007 03:55 AM +
Calamity Jenni in Toronto, Canada
I can't stop laughing at this one. Every time I compose myself, I look at my screen again and have a relapse.
+ January 29, 2007 09:25 PM +
Stuck in the Middle with You
Holy Shit! It is, in fact, a pew.
+ February 02, 2007 08:09 PM +
Nicholas in Grand Rapids MI
Awsome, I'm almost crying right now.
+ February 09, 2007 02:13 PM +
Josh in Ann Arbor, Michigan
I have absolutely no use for a pew, but I have to say, if I saw a pew with that sign, I would do ANYTHING to have it.
+ February 10, 2007 09:04 PM +
julia in Glen Ellyn, IL
I really really really hope this was at a church bazaar.
+ March 02, 2007 11:54 AM +
Jason in (not in, but FROM Glen Ellyn, IL)
Right on Julia! Glad to see some Hilltoppers on the site. Maybe this was from First Congregational or something? They seem most likely to swear, no?
+ March 02, 2007 12:20 PM +
Sonja in WI/PA
BAA HAA hA HAAA HAHAHA!!
Simply amazing.
+ May 12, 2007 02:01 PM +
Chekhov in Madison, WIsconsin
I think the original message might have been "I'm a perv", and the writer simply didn't complete the black outlines correctly. "Holy shit! I'm a perv!" makes more sense. As for the price, one can only imagine....
+ June 23, 2007 06:46 AM +
Jello in Mold
This cracks me up every time I see it.
+ June 25, 2007 01:10 AM +
dick in a box
Way too much money for a pew, though.
+ September 23, 2007 09:38 AM +
Jonathan in Arthur Dent's backyard
Elizabeth, you're a poet. Will you marry me? (I know Indiana's a long way away.) xxx
+ October 13, 2007 08:28 PM +
steve in denver
I have a mail-order ordination, so I could perform weddings for some friends. I think Elizabeth and Jonathan sound like a fabulous couple. As for "Holy Shit" the secondary exlamation be: "I'm a poo!"

(uh oh, a math question)
+ February 01, 2008 02:52 PM +
sound effects while shoot in g my fake laser gun
*pew* *pew*

"Holy shit, you got me!"
+ February 16, 2008 10:37 PM +
orinoco womble in wimbledon burrow
Old pews make wonderful kitchen seating, placed along the wall. Kind of like your own restaurant booth. And they refinish beautifully.
+ February 20, 2008 02:54 AM +
Miss Yen Dang in Lower East Side, New York
Cassady, you're a (f)ag.

+ February 21, 2008 01:33 PM +
xxx
( "miss yen dang" thats not very nice. )

Anyways, this amuses me.
+ February 23, 2008 08:16 PM +
Monkey in The Middle
If I had bought this Pew I would have framed this sign and hung it near the pew's location in my home. It would have caused hilarity every time I walked by.
If only......
+ March 13, 2008 01:36 PM +
Momo in Pittsburgh
The moment I read this I couldn't stop laughing because it can be read in two different ways, and both are funny. I am hoping others picked up on this!

A) Descriptive:
HOLY shit (I'm a pew!) - I was in a church, so I am something that is holy!

B)Awareness:
HOLY SHIT! (I'm a pew!) - Did anyone else see that I am a pew?!
+ July 02, 2008 10:47 AM +
Holy Shit in s'pore
Hahahaha that made me laugh!
+ September 04, 2008 03:17 AM +
What a in 't no country I've ever heard of!
Man, we got a pew for so much cheaper.
+ November 25, 2009 08:40 PM +

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