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May 21, 2009 |
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I'll Bake Cookies on You
FOUND by Sargis
in My Junior High School
I found this letter sticking out from under my desk.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
Yes, I could bake you dozens of cookies. Also decorate your house. And arrange your shoes alphabetically.
From: Tim.
This person's spelling is Mideval."hotte" I have seen before in Chaucer and others of his ilk.
"From your secret aDHotte?" Now that, I need a translation of. Admirer of hottes? ADD suffering Hotte? Admirer who also considers herself hotte?
I'm confused, bemused and a bit fershimmmelt.
ime to hesitate is through. There's no time to wallow in the mire. Try now, we can only lose and our love become a funeral p
Wanna bet Joe is just some normal guy and the girl(s) who left him this note were making fun of him?
And what do you think the chances are (I think they're pretty high) that tomor she won't want to be Joe's frined?
Would she even return his unicycle?
Technically, no matter how hot Joe was, you can't bake "on" him. Baking takes place internally, and that would be gross. I think she means to "fry" on him, but that would be more like pancakes.
Either way, it seems unsanitary to be!
to 'ME'.
stupid typos
Kermit made me snort. Thanks for that!
I read "9D Hottie" made me think like the 4H club the 9 D's are
Determination
Deliciousness
Denial
Demonic
Dubious
Daring
Drunk
Delicate
Debutantes
Wow Pheobe, It like a rundown of ex girlfriends
IT'S like
I can't type today. Of course I could proofread before posting, I guess.
Good one, Farmer. Now the song will be stuck in my head all day.
This is so great! "You are sooo hot I could bake cookies on you!" Really makes me smile, just the image of baking cookies on someone's hot body and the fragrance wafting around the room.
I am so glad she did not write that she could fry an egg on him.
"This person's spelling is Mideval[sic]."
The irony of this sentence is sickeningly swiet. Kindly steppeth down from thy high horse.
What part of me are you intending on applying the cookie dough?
@Highplainsdrifter - Why am I now thinking of pigs in blankets?
Why did she call him a "GZO"? What the fuck is that? And please don't say "it's a sports car. You know, the Beach Boys wrote a song about one I think."
At first glance I thought it said something like "hotte totally," which is completely retarded, but when I realized that it said
"Hotte Tomally," ("hot tamale")
my estimation of the young would-be lover increased dramatically: she is so dumb that she somehow transcended "depressingly stupid" and attained "incredibly entertaining retard savant" status in one fell swoop. Go for it, Sargis.
Pretty sure it says You GO. (with an odd-looking G.) or maybe it says You Gro(w). Or You Gro(k).
I love how she's his secret admirer but she gives him her phone number. Not so secret anymore.
definitely supposed to be "tamale" at the end... what a dope. maybe its not GZO, but just a weird G and its "go"?
This note is amazing, and everyone who said snarky things about it is just too unhip to get it. It's not "You GZO" it's "You GO." And she's saying he's so hot that she could bake cookies on him. And "Secret Ad" is short for "Secret Admirer." She didn't know how to spell "admirer," OK? Geez. Also, it was a prank, but whoever wrote the note secretly DOES think he's a hotte [sic]. There.
foundites are terminally hip, Diana. You're not hip enough to get that.
Debbie's friends dared her to give Joe a sloppy note saying he was hotte and she was his secret admirer. They didn't know that Joe was her cousin, and when she tried to tell them they accused her of liking him.
A-ha! Diana wrote the note!
"Also, it was a prank, but whoever wrote the note secretly DOES think he's a hotte [sic]. There."
I think this note is so erotic. I would totally go out with anyone who wanted to bake cookies on me.
Hey Joe, where you goin' with that gun in your hand?
Don't you bake cookies at like 325?That's not really all that hot.
What's the difference between Flargy and God?
God doesn't think he's Flargy.
What kind of cookies? Those peanut butter ones with the fork-tine imprint in the center. Those are hotte.
I wish I were a secret Adhotte. Anyone for some cookies? Oooo! Mine has a hair in it.
You're right - he doesn't think he is, but he aspires to be.
this is great ahahh next time i write a note to a guy i'm stealing these exact words :D