• orinocowomble

    I remember being asked to go to church by a friend when I was in highschool, because if the youth brought X number of “new people” the youth pastor would…swallow a live goldfish. In church. On Sunday. Uh-huh.
    I wasn’t a Christian then, and even so I thought it was out of place.
    Granted it doesn’t say that the bologna-eating contest will take place in the middle of the service, but do you *want* to attend an activity with people full of baloney?