• Hiplainsdrifter_HPD

    Everyday a clown dies is a good day.

  • Librarian in the Woodwork

    Signed by Elsie the Cow? Elmer the Bull? Betsy the Bovine?

  • orinocowomble

    This reads like a quote from a movie or TV. Maybe a cartoon.

  • Anon

    I’m pretty sure it’s based on a page from the comic Johnny the Homicidal Maniac. One page features said maniac writing a similar page in their diary.

  • RMc

    Dear *Dairy*? What, did she kill four milkmen?