Invisible Crown

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FOUND by Jeffrey A. Berkbigler in St. Louis, Missouri

I was checking in books at the library where I work and found this note tucked inside like it was being used as a bookmark. The list by itself is pretty unique, but the note to “Mom” at the end is what makes this special.

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  • orinocowomble

    This is part of what I call the Supermarket Game. Usually it’s played by looking at things in people’s grocery carts and trying to figure out what they’re going to do with them.
    By reading this list I’d say someone is engaging in a little Home Improvement–gotta have those coffee mugs on standby to keep the old energy levels up to do the work! But what is a “wood picture”? Maybe a photo of trees. Or wood for a frame. And why is a “potholder straightener” so important? Where would you buy one?
    Mom’s Invisible Crown is because she’s Queen of the House, incognito of course!

  • Hiplainsdrifter_HPD

    I usually squeeze in references to oral sex.