FOUND by Mark in The Ritz Theatre, Alabama City, Alabama
I am the house manager of a small vintage movie theatre in northeast Alabama. One morning, I arrived early to clean the theatre prior to hosting an elementary school group for their weekly movie day. I found this little gem laying on the concession stand counter in the lobby. We also house a community theatre group, so this could have been the handiwork of a bored child who was there because they could not be trusted to stay at home alone while Mom or Dad was on stage rehearsing for a play. I don’t know. But it does seem that the writer/artist was having a hard time deciding between two schools of thought.