Hot AND Smart

FOUND by Lexi Joondeph-Breidbart in an old purse

As I was cleaning out an old purse, I found 2 packs of gum, a bottle of Purell, and a ticket to a John Mayer concert … and this letter.

Librarian in the Woodwork

“Libby” is NOT short for “Librarian” because – as you all know – librarians are REALLY “hot0 and smart”; and nobody in their right mind would go after a librarian’s sister when the librarian was right there in person!
orinocowomble

Did the old purse belong to the finder? I’m just wondering how this cry from the heart could go unnoticed all this time.

Oh the agony of worshipping from afar. And then it will turn out that Libby has been dreaming of the Goof for herself. Nothing worse than fomenting a relationship you don’t want to happen, or having your trusted messenger mess things up because they don’t.
(Librarian, now I have “Madam Librarian” from The Music Man running through my head!!)
Hiplainsdrifter_HPD

Libby was going to set it up, but after the accident messed up her short term memory – and there being no signature – the possibility was lost to the sands of time….
jemblue

Maybe the “finder” is a purse-snatcher.