• Librarian in the woodwork

    “Goals” as in endpoints. As in you’ll either die or be seriously arrested for a long time and put into a county jail with some very bad men. And then die.

    This is a road trip planned on the basis of some stupid movie. Ain’t worth it.

    Go read a book about road trips. Kerouac even.  Or Steinbeck. Or watch Martin Sheen in “The Way” and base your road trip on THAT.

    (Feeling grumpy today, I guess.)

  • Hiplainsdrifter_HPD

    Popping a squat on the side of the road – brings a whole new meaning to “Bucket List”

  • orinoco womble

    Oh, goody…goals written out on a paper towel with a felt-tip. Way to plan the rest of your life! 
    In my experience, popping a squat isn’t so much a goal as sometimes an unavoidable necessity, on long road-trips. You may think you’re alone on that stretch of tar, but the second you reach the point of no return, you’ll have company.

  • Hiplainsdrifter_HPD

    Is “Popping a Squat” – number #1 or number #2? I’m thinking #2. If that is the case – I’d have to say it I’ve never been there …

  • orinoco womble

    And now he’s lost his paper towel. He needs to read the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy! (Yes, I know it’s not a gender specific Find but English doesn’t have a neutral 3rd person pronoun and “one” sounds silly.)

  • Hiplainsdrifter_HPD

    The other thing is – I have this actual vinyl album. It’s an EP by a group called “GOALS” – they were kind of a loungey speed-billy ambient band from the early 90′s. It’s not bad. My favorite is track #6 “ROADHEAD” which is about 20 minutes long and has a happy ending.

  • Hiplainsdrifter_HPD

    Is “Popping a Squat” – number #1 or number #2? I’m thinking #2. If that is the case – I’d have to say it I’ve never been there …

  • LQTMinVA

    I’m sorry — can’t quite figure out what is to be done to the innocent bystander? … and drive like [you're] what??? Forget popping a squat — that’s easy to read. What about the rest of it?

  • Librarian in the woodwork

     ”Moon an innocent bystander”  (see item # 1 on list)  (and possibly #2)

  • LndaloClark

    this is looking too good man this is awesome http://www.facebook.com/GetAHealthyLifestyle/posts/268017406647441

  • Anonymous

    “Drive like your [sic] in london” (meaning on the left side of the road)?

  • Anonymous

    You could clear this in one shot, easy. Riding shotgun with your pants off, squatting with your rear out the window whilst zooming past an unsuspecting minivan, passing in the left lane (as in London) while the driver snaps an instagram of your rump and the stranger’s dropped jaw as she glances over at you you .. uh .. “popping” a squat at a 110mph blur whilst receiving RH. The only difficulty I see is combining #1 and #6. But as we’ve learned, you can find *anything* on the internet. Good luck and godspeed.