• Librarian in the woodwork

    Goat stole man’s surfboard (see man in background with his arms up in surrender mode). Goat will bring package to other human’s door. Will leave his package on the front desk. Package contains the surfboard owner’s American Apparel swimsuit.

  • Tundra Woman

    Translation:
    “Hey Working-Stiff
    Since I’m waaay too busy havin’ fun at the beach all day and the maid may not hear your knock and my neighbors are a bunch of jealous thieves, leave my junk with the other working stiff by the front door.
    The REAL Housewife of…”

  • Goats on the beach

    The goat was in the news the other day:  http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-18824114