Remain Sane

remainsane

FOUND by Sophie Fitzgerald at the University of Melbourne, Melbourne, Australia

This was part of a much longer letter I found. The author was finding being “just friends” with his ex-girlfriend too painful and asked her to stay away from him for good.

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