If you’re really breaking up with him (for good this time!) then you ought to come up with a different adjective, because there isn’t going to be any of that sort of activity any more (clothing or not) between you two.
Tundra Woman
Huh. A “break up?” Coulda fooled me. I don’t think clothing engages in congress of any kind outside the washer and dryer.
At least you have some hope it’ll come out clean. Which is a better bet than this mess.
Tundra Woman
Wait-on second thought, maybe it’s actually a “Hold Up!”
“Your clothes or your life, right now bubba!”
http://profiles.google.com/leah49 Leah Colson
“Here the f-ing clothes. I kept the other ones since you didn’t specify those.”