I am kinda glad this happened to a die-hard christian that belives god is their personal bodgaurd.
Tundra Woman
“….WAS full of water” that has been transmogrified into…..BEER!!! YOU told a bold-face LIE! No, you’re NOT “Sorry;” you’re pissed but too “holey” to admit the truth. God saw and heard THIS as well-you’re in deep poop now with the Big Kahuna!
And “god” and his/her “disciples” are makin’ good use of it, praise his/her name! And thankin’ you for your “christian generosity” in sharing the wealth. Bless you, my brotha/sista!