Surpassing Dysfunction


FOUND by Chris in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada

This is the very first time I have seen or heard of somebody addressed as “bachelor.” I love this message because it is just so bizarre and each line read solves none of the confusion of the previous line, but only serves to raise more questions. I half-seriously wonder if it is in some kind of code. I hope Mr. C. and Bachelor enjoyed their BBQ and bike ride together.

It’s What’s for Dinner


FOUND by Adrian L. in Chicago, Illinois

I was checking out pockets of the luggage I’d bought from the Salvation Army, and inside were three pieces of memo paper with a list of supplements to be taken with “Breakfast,” “Lunch,” and “Dinner.” All three were found inside of a plastic baggy. The suitcase had a greyhound ID badge with the man’s name, address, and phone number. I looked him up online and appears that he just recently passed.