Habitual Moronic Redundant Meaningless How? Questions?

June 30, 2010

FOUND by Psychobunnyfoofoo in Canada

Found on a park bench on a trip to Canada. There was a big stack of these, all the same, front and back.

I Hav Kile You

June 29, 2010

FOUND by Amber Dawn in North Carolina

I picked up this diary in the children’s section of a thrift store. In the first page of this comic, the raccoon tells the other guy that his lunch is yucky. Apparently, the other guy really knew how to defend his lunch.

From Juicy to Superman

June 28, 2010

FOUND by Jeff in Apex, North Carolina

I found this folder up, wet and laying in some leaves. I can only guess that it blew from down the street where a few teenagers live. Pretty juicy letter from Juicy.

Probably Expired

June 27, 2010

FOUND by Amber Dawn in North Carolina

I found this polaroid on the floor in Goodwill. I don’t know if there was a camera for sale and this is a test photo or if it fell out of an album or what. It’s probably expired film and it looks like it was stuck in the camera and somebody pulled it out. Must have passed the test, though. There was no polaroid camera around.

I Didn’t Realize

June 26, 2010

FOUND by Robert Keim in Upstate NY

Found in the back of a Harry Potter book in the high school library. Too bad they didn’t check a box at the bottom, I’d really have liked for them to have quantified the coolness.

But I’m a Decent Guy

June 25, 2010

FOUND by Will Knight in Gainesville, Florida

I found this testament to absolute honesty blowing down the sidewalk.

Death By Lime Jello

June 24, 2010

FOUND by Lacy in my college library

I think someone found it before me and added their own thoughts in black ink.

Aye Caramba

June 23, 2010

FOUND by Heather Handerson in Bend, Oregon

I was at Wal-Mart one day using the Kodak photo machine, and someone had left this photo in the scanner. I loved it so much, I paid for it so I could take it home. I like how everyone in the picture is frowning except the kid in the middle riding the horse. It never fails to raise my spirits. I framed it and have it hanging above my desk at home.