Drink More Ultra

July 31, 2009

FOUND by Amie in Greenville, South Carolina

So I arrive at the Y early one morning, hop on the elliptical machine and begin my routine as I wait for my friend Lillia to arrive. I look down to set my time on the machine and see this note lying there.

Biplop

July 31, 2009

FOUND by Cyndi on the floor of a taxi cab

Who/what is Bi Plop? The child’s name? I know that now I will NEVER forget to stop, drop and roll!

And Boob Cups

July 30, 2009

FOUND by Shop Girl in a fabric store

Found this shopping list on the floor.

Tight Spot

July 30, 2009

FOUND by Kayanne Armer in St. Edwards University, Austin, Texas

Parking in Austin is horrible. Parking in Austin when you’re late to a final is even worse.

I Throw Pennies

July 29, 2009

FOUND by Carrie May in San Franciso, California

I found this about nine years ago on the sidewalk down the street from my apartment. It’s been framed on my wall ever since.

Dear Nathan

July 29, 2009

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FOUND by Ramin in Manchester, Missouri

I found this in a pile of cards in a suburb of St. Louis.

Sneezing Banned

July 28, 2009

FOUND by Hanargh in the library

I work in a library and we have these little forms scattered around the place for members of the public to write on with their comments and leave in a little box for the librarian to respond to. This particular person wants us to BAN SNEEZING in the library.

RIP Biggie

July 28, 2009

FOUND by Andy R. in Oak Park, Illinois

I found this on my lawn while I was picking up leaves. I think it is Biggie’s way of telling me he wants me to drink Ciroc vodka.

Even When You Snore on the Couch

July 27, 2009

FOUND by J.P. in Eugene, Oregon

The guy that sold my girlfriend a condo left a lot of stuff behind. This was in a cabinet above the refrigerator. He had a couple of teenager daughters, so this must have been written years ago.

Always, Annie Grapefruit

July 27, 2009

FOUND by Janet in Appleton, Wisconsin

I found this written in an old gift book at a thrift store. The book was titled “… And Spring Shall Come.” While I had no interest in the book itself, I had to have it for the inscription, which says so much, yet begs so many questions.