FOUND in Visalia, California
This was misdelivered mail; I didn’t open the envelope, but as you can see, I didn’t need to.
FOUND by Albert in Birmingham, Alabama
Found this on the floor at the Apple store at The Summit. I did not know what a onesie was. I asked a few guys. They did not know, but it sounded kinky. The whole list sounded kind of kinky, like things to take on the honeymoon or a weeken tryst. Then I asked a gal. She told me a onesie is for babies. There it is! The whole list made sense then. Obviously it was a list of gifts and candy for a baby shower. We did enjoy speculating for a while, though.
FOUND by Brittney Nichole in Inglewood, Calgary, Alberta, Canada
During a period when my car was in the shop, I took the bus to my babysitting gigs in Inglewood for a week – a VERY long ride. One morning I arrived pretty early, and instead of showing up at the door and hanging around awkwardly, I decided to take a walk. I found this guy lying wet on the sidewalk a couple blocks away. It took a little effort to preserve it due to its wet, fragile state, but it was so worth it.
FOUND by Miranda in Oakville, Ontario, Canada
I found this one near a high school on my way back from the mall. I was kind of sad to find it, as it seemed to me that either Jazzmyn wasn’t as thrilled about receiving such a glowing note as I would have been, or she did love it and now she’s bummed that it’s gone.