Jason Sucks


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FOUND by Rooney in a piece of furniture I bought off Craigslist

My friends and I found this note after trying to move an unwieldy chest of drawers. Evidently it had been pushed all the way to the back of the cabinet and up and over the bottom drawer. We only found it because we had to take it apart to get it into my car. My best guess is that this girl must have been trying to get over an ex boyfriend by listing everything that she disliked about him. And of course, she needed to fill up fifty numbers. It’s amazing.

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  • http://www.facebook.com/felicia.m.winchell Felicia Marie Winchell

    This sounds like something that I wrote about my ex-boyfriend about a year ago. Only differences are that his mother wasn’t a bitch and that he was too Christian (compared to being “too Jewish”). Sheesh. By the “Jewish” comment, I was only waiting for the “too cheap” to follow suit. Lol.

  • http://dbakeca.com Dbakeca Italia

    I hope my girlfriend does not have the same idea :))))

  • http://www.facebook.com/DaNOVOSELJr Jj Novosel

    hey ima jason and im nun of these things aha hit me up :)lol

  • Smith

    That is a terrible thing to say and you should be ashamed of yourself for promoting such stereotypes

  • No

    relax faggot.

  • jewboy

    I think she was making fun of the comment “too jewish” by making the logical extension.

  • jewson

    meeee toooo

  • Cody

    i wana know why she dated the douche in the first place? is it because like every girl ever, she has shitty taste?

  • stillheartbroken

    sounds like my ex jordan except he cheated with tons of girls for a year

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  • anon

    fits my ex to a T, except #s 3, 4, 7, and 25. it is so ridiculous that this exists lol

  • anon

    and his name is jason, in case that wasn’t clear

  • Sharee

    Hahah! Every girl needs to date a tool ONCE in her life. At least to learn how much better love and sex can be with a great guy. (:

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  • Meeya Louise

    Was wondering… this sounds like my current boyfriend. But I don’t care about all the negative things here. :)

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  • http://twitter.com/JanelleCoulton Janelle Coulton

    It’s pretty good therapy to do that after a breakup and helps with the temptation to go back instead of moving forward.

  • http://facebook.com/felicia.m.winchell Felicia Marie W.

    Wow. Just got a notification today saying that you replied. Anywho, yeah definitely wasn’t promoting anything.. Lol. CTFO.