Jason Sucks

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FOUND by Rooney in a piece of furniture I bought off Craigslist

My friends and I found this note after trying to move an unwieldy chest of drawers. Evidently it had been pushed all the way to the back of the cabinet and up and over the bottom drawer. We only found it because we had to take it apart to get it into my car. My best guess is that this girl must have been trying to get over an ex boyfriend by listing everything that she disliked about him. And of course, she needed to fill up fifty numbers. It’s amazing.

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18 thoughts on “Jason Sucks

  1. This sounds like something that I wrote about my ex-boyfriend about a year ago. Only differences are that his mother wasn’t a bitch and that he was too Christian (compared to being “too Jewish”). Sheesh. By the “Jewish” comment, I was only waiting for the “too cheap” to follow suit. Lol.

  2. That is a terrible thing to say and you should be ashamed of yourself for promoting such stereotypes

  3. I think she was making fun of the comment “too jewish” by making the logical extension.

  4. i wana know why she dated the douche in the first place? is it because like every girl ever, she has shitty taste?

  5. Hahah! Every girl needs to date a tool ONCE in her life. At least to learn how much better love and sex can be with a great guy. (:

  6. Was wondering… this sounds like my current boyfriend. But I don’t care about all the negative things here. :)

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