Parents Are In Town!

August 31, 2006

FOUND by Steve Helms in Ft. Collins, Colorado

I found this outside the Ft. Collins Lincoln Center while visiting my parents for the holidays. It seemed ironically fitting.

Panhandlers For Truth

August 30, 2006

FOUND by Rebecca Hills in Denver, Colorado

I found this sign a block from ‘The Dope House’, our local head shop in the Capitol Hill neighborhood. I’m thinking it wasn’t that effective since the owner decided to discard it.

If You Tell Lies

August 29, 2006

FOUND by Ken Basart in Silver Lake, California

My friend Emmanuelle and I found this on a walk through the neighborhood.

Oh Crap

August 28, 2006

FOUND by Midori in St. Louis, Missouri

This was a left over from a management conference. The topic of discussion at the time involved employee salary.

Where The Devle Lives

August 27, 2006

FOUND by Nyck

My five-year-old daughter brought this to me and asked me to read it to her. The neighbors’ girl had given it to her on their bus ride home from school. We’re the only agnostics in our county, it would seem.

Parking Notice

August 26, 2006

FOUND by Zach Jones in Kansas City, Missouri

I woke up and found this. Amazingly, it’s very threatening and lovable at the same time.

Music Theory Notes

August 25, 2006

FOUND by Christine Caranante in West Islip, New York

I found this in my music theory classroom at school. That poor girl.

So I Drank It

August 24, 2006

FOUND by Lindsay in Chicago, Illinois

I gave a leftover bottle of Maker’s Mark from a party to a friend when I moved to Chicago. My friend later also moved to Chicago with the bottle of Maker’s. He had a friend stay for a few days and, later, this note was found in a cabinet. His friend must have been the one who brought the bottle of Maker’s to my party so long ago.

Morning Wishes

August 23, 2006

FOUND by Kate Monteiro in Warwick, Rhode Island

Found in the parking lot of a Sunoco convenience store that houses a Dunkin Donuts.

Mitchell

August 22, 2006

FOUND by Alex P. in Lake Geneva, Wisconsin

My wife and I found this outside a pizza place while on a vacation. We’ve contemplated several things: What DOES Mitchell’s mom smell like? Is this a complimentary or insulting statement? Finally we pretty much just used this note to harass each other the rest of the trip.